Tales from the Crapper2004
“Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!”
Directed by Gabriel Friedman, Brian Spitz
The premise
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Horror Vault's take
In the grand tradition of horror anthology hosts, the Crapkeeper presides over two wildly unhinged tales that gleefully mash together alien mayhem, martial arts chaos, and vampire-fueled depravity. This Troma-flavored production wears its bad-taste ambitions as a badge of honor, piling on creature feature absurdity and exploitation thrills in equal measure. Expect zero pretension and maximum schlock — this is midnight-movie madness by design.
Content: Sexual Content, Crude Humor, Comic Violence, Exploitation Content
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Cast
Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
Rob Zazzali
Timmy
Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
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