

The Almighty Johnsons2011
Created by Rachel Lang, James Griffin
🏆 2 nominations total
The premise
The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and they still have the same desires and faults that mortals do. Their lives include sibling rivalry, trying to get girls, and hanging out; but they also want to be stronger, and so they embark on a quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy in hope of gaining the full strength of their abilities.
Horror Vault's take
When a group of New Zealand brothers discover they are mortal vessels for the Norse gods, they find their divine inheritance comes with more awkwardness than grandeur. Centuries of dormancy have left their godly powers frustratingly underpowered, and the brothers must navigate ordinary life — jobs, relationships, family drama — alongside an ancient prophecy that could change everything. Set against a distinctly Kiwi backdrop, the show blends deadpan comedy with genuine mythological stakes. It's a fresh, irreverent take on what it might actually feel like to be a god who can't quite get it together.
Content: Sexual Content, Moderate Language, Some Violence
Episode Guide
S1.E1 · It's Kind of a Birthday PresentPremiere5.2Feb 8, 2011 · 60 min · Dir: Mark Beesley
It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.
S1.E2 · This Is Where Duty Starts5.2Feb 14, 2011 · 60 min · Dir: Mark Beesley
Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.
S1.E3 · God's Gift to Zebras10.0Feb 21, 2011 · 60 min
One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.
S1.E4 · You Gotta Love Life, Babe8.0Feb 28, 2011 · 60 min
Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.
S1.E5 · This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend4.7Mar 7, 2011 · 60 min · Dir: Mark Beesley
When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.
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