The VelociPastor2018
“A man of the claw”
Directed by Brendan Steere
🏆 1 win & 2 nominations total
The premise
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Horror Vault's take
A grief-stricken man of the cloth takes a trip to China that changes his life in the most spectacularly bizarre way imaginable, returning home with a power no seminary could ever prepare him for. Part creature feature, part grindhouse romp, The VelociPastor leans hard into its low-budget absurdity with gleeful self-awareness. Teaming up with a streetwise companion, our transformed holy man finds a new calling — one that involves a lot of teeth and a surprising number of ninjas.
Content: Graphic Violence, Gore, Sexual References, Strong Language
Cast
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
David Sokol
Ali
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
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