Santa's Slay2005
“He's making a list... pray you're not on it.”
Directed by David Steiman
The premise
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.
Horror Vault's take
The jolly man in red gets a sinister reimagining when Santa Claus turns out to be a demon bound by an ancient celestial agreement — one that has finally expired. As yuletide cheer gives way to yuletide carnage, a small town finds itself on the wrong end of a very unholy gift list. Wrestler-turned-actor Bill Goldberg brings bruising physicality to Kris Kringle gone wrong, and the film leans hard into its outrageous premise with gleeful, blood-soaked humour. Think Christmas classics, then think the complete opposite.
Content: Graphic Violence, Gore, Dark Comedy Treatment Of Mass Murder, Crude Humour
Cast
Bill Goldberg
Santa
Douglas Smith
Nicolas Yuleson
Emilie de Ravin
Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie
Robert Culp
Grandpa
Dave Thomas
Pastor Timmons
Saul Rubinek
Mr. Green
Rebecca Gayheart
Gwen Mason
Chris Kattan
Jason Mason
Fran Drescher
Virginia Mason
James Caan
Darren Mason
Tommy Lister Jr.
Gas Station Attendant
Magdalena Maslik
Random Mother (as Magdelena Maslik)
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