Teen Lust2014
“Get laid or die trying.”
Directed by Blaine Thurier
The premise
A shy high schooler struggles to lose his virginity before the local Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.
Horror Vault's take
A socially awkward teen discovers that his virginity has made him the prime candidate for a very unwanted honor — a ritual sacrifice by the Satanic cult lurking disturbingly close to home. With the clock ticking, his quest to lose his virginity becomes a matter of literal life and death. The film plays its outrageous premise for both laughs and genuine stakes, blending teen comedy energy with occult dread. Expect an irreverent romp that keeps you guessing whether its hero will survive his own adolescence.
Content: Occult And Satanic Imagery, Ritual Sacrifice Themes, Sexual Humor
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